Sea Lion Jokes

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

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St. Moo-is.

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He lives on a street with no name.

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He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

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What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

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Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.