Sea Lion Jokes

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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Put on another coat.

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One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

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Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

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You remove an electron from a Seal!

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How an Illuminati living in the Arctic is called?

An Igloominati

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!