Sea Lion Jokes

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Ion Jokes More Ion Jokes

What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral