Sea Lion Jokes

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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I need two hands to remove training wheels.

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Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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Leave it in the cow.

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

What's black and smells like Shiraz?

Tyrone Lannister

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Ion Jokes More Ion Jokes

What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!