Electron Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Fuse Jokes More Fuse Jokes

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

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What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Nucleus Jokes More Nucleus Jokes

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

Through the cell wall.

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall.

Watt Jokes More Watt Jokes

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.