Electron Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Fuse Jokes More Fuse Jokes

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

Nucleus Jokes More Nucleus Jokes

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall.

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex