Electron Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What is the difference between snowmen and snowomen?

Snowballs.

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I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

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What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob