Electron Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

Francium Jokes More Francium Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

How do you say "I surrender" in French?

Bonjour

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!