Electron Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

Fuse Jokes More Fuse Jokes

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

Nucleus Jokes More Nucleus Jokes

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall.

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

Through the cell wall.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.