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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Watt Jokes More Watt Jokes

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?