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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

Watt Jokes More Watt Jokes

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er