What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

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What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock