What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir