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What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.