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What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!