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What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks