What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern