What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny