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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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Names.

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I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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It's driving me nuts!

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Buckaneer

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Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!