What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks