What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.