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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

Edit: i forgot to say please.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.