What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!