What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

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What do buffalo do when they get sick?

They Yak

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.