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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

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What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'