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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the son corn say to the mama corn?

Where's pop corn

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

School Jokes More School Jokes

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

What subject are snakes good at school?

Hiss-tory!