What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.