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What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

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Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."