What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

Previous Random Joke Next
Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error