Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
The ninja replies with "Wata!"
500 Internal Server Error
Cheque, mate!
The tip!
These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.
Two cents
Because he'd drop everything
Waiter: We can dream can't we
Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.
The waiter responds, "The backstroke."
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
He tips well.
How waiters should greet people
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
This is unacceptable.
Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.
Check, mate.
WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
The waiter replies "About 12 inches."
Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
The size of the tip.
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
So he could protect and serve.
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
