Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

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What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."