Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

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What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.