How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!