What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

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What would make Batman really salty?

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What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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What beverage should you give someone who is publicly intoxicated?

Penal tea edit: to someone

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

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What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.