How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.