How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

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What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Who get saved?

The United States of America