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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it ".... Keep moving.

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What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

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Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.