How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

How do you catch a red elephant?

With a red elephant trap.

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Who's there! Bart! Bart who?

Bart-enders serve drinks!

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.