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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

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What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

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What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines?

Kit Cat Bar

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.