How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

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What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!