How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

Whats in his backpack?

Parachute

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.