How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

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Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!