Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

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Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

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What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

Eggs Benedict Jokes More Eggs Benedict Jokes

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Hubcap Jokes More Hubcap Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Chrome Jokes More Chrome Jokes

What is Bing's most searched word?

Chrome

What's the most googled word in Mozilla Firefox?

Chrome.

Hollandaise Jokes More Hollandaise Jokes

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.