Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Benedict Jokes More Benedict Jokes

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Eggs Benedict Jokes More Eggs Benedict Jokes

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

Hubcap Jokes More Hubcap Jokes

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Chrome Jokes More Chrome Jokes

What's the most googled word in Mozilla Firefox?

Chrome.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Hollandaise Jokes More Hollandaise Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.