Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What did the bad rapper get for Christmas?

J Coal

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What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Benedict Jokes More Benedict Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Eggs Benedict Jokes More Eggs Benedict Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

Hubcap Jokes More Hubcap Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Chrome Jokes More Chrome Jokes

What is Bing's most searched word?

Chrome

What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser?

Chrome

Hollandaise Jokes More Hollandaise Jokes

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.