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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus!

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Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

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How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

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What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Hubcap Jokes More Hubcap Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Chrome Jokes More Chrome Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What's the most googled word in Mozilla Firefox?

Chrome.

Hollandaise Jokes More Hollandaise Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.