Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

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Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

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What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Hubcap Jokes More Hubcap Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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What is Bing's most searched word?

Chrome

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Hollandaise Jokes More Hollandaise Jokes

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.