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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does the nationalist sing at Christmas?

Jingo Bells.

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

Benedict Jokes More Benedict Jokes

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Eggs Benedict Jokes More Eggs Benedict Jokes

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Hubcap Jokes More Hubcap Jokes

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Chrome Jokes More Chrome Jokes

What is Bing's most searched word?

Chrome

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Hollandaise Jokes More Hollandaise Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.