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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes!

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Benedict Jokes More Benedict Jokes

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

Eggs Benedict Jokes More Eggs Benedict Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

Hubcap Jokes More Hubcap Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Chrome Jokes More Chrome Jokes

What is Bing's most searched word?

Chrome

What's the most googled word in Mozilla Firefox?

Chrome.

Hollandaise Jokes More Hollandaise Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.