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Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

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For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

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What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...