Because he screwed up the delivery...
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
A Yamahahahaha.
Pump kin.
Pupil: Nobody I know!
Delivery.
A delivery.
A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons