What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

Baa Jokes More Baa Jokes

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac