What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of Theresa May?

I'm more of a L'Oreal fan

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Baa Jokes More Baa Jokes

What do Yoda's sheep say?

Dey go baa.

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac