Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
Dude,I already did my time.
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Dey go baa.
