What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Baa Jokes More Baa Jokes

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!