What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

Baa Jokes More Baa Jokes

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!