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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

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What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Baa Jokes More Baa Jokes

What do Yoda's sheep say?

Dey go baa.

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!