Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big.

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?

A stripey jumper!

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.