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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......