Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

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Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.