Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

My brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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What's a tiger?

A stri-ped!

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!