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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do a man and a rubix cube have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.