Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.