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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Little Bear Jokes More Little Bear Jokes

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!