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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

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When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

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What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

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Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!