What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

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How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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Oh look! A heard of elephants.

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In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

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A Jiraffa.

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The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!