What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

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What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!