What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

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Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

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What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!