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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

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How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

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What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!