What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

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Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!