What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator