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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile