What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call an animal that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile