What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile