What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!