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What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care?

It's asbestos could be.