What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

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How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

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What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care?

It's asbestos could be.

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.