Asbestos Jokes

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

How can you avoid clickbait?

Not like this.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning.

How do cows measure time?

In mooments