Asbestos Jokes

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

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Mesothelioma Jokes More Mesothelioma Jokes

Who so thelioma?

Mesothelioma

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why do electricians make good mediators?

Because they're good at finding common ground.

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Apprentice Jokes More Apprentice Jokes

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.