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Asbestos Jokes

What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care?

It's asbestos could be.

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What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Mesothelioma Jokes More Mesothelioma Jokes

Who so thelioma?

Mesothelioma

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm!

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

Lung Cancer Jokes More Lung Cancer Jokes

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free