Very Satisfying.
Acceptable
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
It depends on Deus Voltage
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
And when did my wife start smoking
You're too young to smoke!
Doctor.
A Ducktor.
A 'murical.
America.
Financial aids!!
Your mom.
