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Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

Asbestos Jokes More Asbestos Jokes

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst