A 'murical.
It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway
An accordion player with a pager.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
Thor.
An accountant without the sense of humour.
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
Don't worry they'll tell you.
A smoke aLaama.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
It became a daddy short legs!
Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room
He only Phelps himself.
