The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
An accordion player with a pager.
Who says it's dark
A cos-meow-naut.
Count the stripes on his track pants.
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.
Beethoven's last movement.
No matches founds
San Diego.
Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.
The recycle bin.
I haven’t been anywhere!
Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
