San Diego.
I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
So far, so good.
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
An accordion player with a pager.
Who says it's dark
An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."
10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."
Is it mine"?
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from Italian hope it makes as much sense as there
To be long.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Send them the Fine Brothers.
The German.
Herr Doctor.
It's asbestos could be.
There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!
You can't play football with the remote.
One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.
