San Diego.
I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
So far, so good.
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
An accordion player with a pager.
Who says it's dark
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!
It's asbestos could be.
They refuse to look at the silver lining.
Because not every cloud has a silver lining
Start with a brief introduction.
According to my neighbor it's 458 times.
Because Sharon is Karen.
He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.
Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.
To recycle a joke from the other side.
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
