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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

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Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.

Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

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What's your real name again?

Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes More Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly