Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.