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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

Karen Jokes More Karen Jokes

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What's your real name again?

Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen

Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes More Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes

What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.