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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism:,P

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

Karen Jokes More Karen Jokes

What's your real name again?

Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes More Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.