Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

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What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What's your real name again?

Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen

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What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.