Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.