Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.