Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.