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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars