Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

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What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

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What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars