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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.