Chicks dig stars.
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
Stirrups
Because of his hex appeal.
The Canadian says "That was my wife."
I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.
The Woof of Wall Street.
A minor
A Barkeologist.
He just needed some space.
Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.