Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What do hip pigs call their ladies?

Fine swine.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble.