What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

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What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.