Astronomer Jokes

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.