Astronomer Jokes

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.