What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

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How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.