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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.