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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

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How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

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How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

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What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.