What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

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What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

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What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.