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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.