What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.