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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

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What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.