What's better than having a 'Brexit' vo...

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians