What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What's the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.