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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What's the most common owl in Britain?

The tea towel

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

Brexit Vote Jokes More Brexit Vote Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.