What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

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What's the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.