What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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What did one doctor say to the other doctor?

We're both doctors

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

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Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!