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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Prosecutor Jokes More Prosecutor Jokes

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!