What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."

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Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!