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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!