What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!