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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

Offensive) You should try blind dating.

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

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What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

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What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.