Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

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Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.