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Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

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Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!