What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.