What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.