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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh