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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"