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How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

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What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

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How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.