How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

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How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

De mentor.

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

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What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

What do you call the entrance to a whorehouse?

HODOR, HODOR, HODOR!