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How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

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How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

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How do black people get to Hogwarts?

They go through wall 9 3/5

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.