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Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

In the MLA boxing ring

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.