Because you need a soul for that.
One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
Insufficient funds.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..
