Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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At whine o'clock.

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What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

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Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..