Ron Weasley Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Horcrux Jokes More Horcrux Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Hermione Jokes More Hermione Jokes

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!