Because you need a soul for that.
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..
Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
Offshore investment gains a better return.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
Nice doing business with you!
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
Hyruleglyphics.
Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance
The cream
I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."
A pair of ducks.