Because you need a soul for that.
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He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
A Kia full of Gingers.
Because they're already used to being whipped.
Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance
She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.
One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..
Someone that didn't take it out in time.
Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
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