Ron Weasley Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing?

Soul

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

Horcrux Jokes More Horcrux Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Hermione Jokes More Hermione Jokes

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you