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Horcrux Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

How does Harry Potter do web design?

Inspecto Elemento

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

Tyrion Lannister Jokes More Tyrion Lannister Jokes

How old is Tyrion Lannister?

Peter Dinkl-age

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

Ron Weasley Jokes More Ron Weasley Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Voldemort Jokes More Voldemort Jokes

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station