Horcrux Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

Tyrion Lannister Jokes More Tyrion Lannister Jokes

How old is Tyrion Lannister?

Peter Dinkl-age

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

Ron Weasley Jokes More Ron Weasley Jokes

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Voldemort Jokes More Voldemort Jokes

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.