Because you need a soul for that.
One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
It depends how strong you throw them
Peter Dinkl-age
This isn't a good joke.
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
Me 5: Me: Get some coffee
Because he expecto'd Petronas.
His first mate
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.
Pretty gaunt
Because of his hex appeal.
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
None, ducks are not allowed in politics.
Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.
