Batvirus (stolen joke xD)
WasWas
The Pittsburgh Steelers
Divine intervention. edit: Oh.
Nothing personal.
Because you're breaking wind.
He flips houses
Extreme Pawnage
Peer pressure
None, ducks are not allowed in politics.
Why's your belt so tight bruh
No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.
Because they hate French press!
The execution.
Me: No, this is just my lunch.
I think that pretty much goes without saying.
Because OCT 31= DEC 25
They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"
They don't want to!
The Patriots
Hide their trainers.
Stop "Russian"
