Waswa Jokes

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Y Jokes More Y Jokes

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

Waswas Jokes More Waswas Jokes

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

Eliminate Jokes More Eliminate Jokes

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

Muhammad Ali Jokes More Muhammad Ali Jokes

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay