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Waswa Jokes

What do you call a former member of ISIS?

WASWAS

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What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

Eliminate Jokes More Eliminate Jokes

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Waswas Jokes More Waswas Jokes

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.