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What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?

Very Caerphilly.

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

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What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.