Eliminate Jokes

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

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What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

Don't look I'm changing!!

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

By process of elimination.

Waswa Jokes More Waswa Jokes

Hodor Jokes More Hodor Jokes

What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?

Hodor?

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.