Conference Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

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What was King Arthur's favourite game?

Knights and crosses!

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Arthur Jokes More Arthur Jokes

Why did Arthur have a round table?

So no one could corner him!

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.