Conference Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where are you going to keep them?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them!

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

Pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.