Conference Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

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What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

What is another name for a pregnant Mexican dog?

A puppy piata

Eliminate Jokes More Eliminate Jokes

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.