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What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?

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Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

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What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

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What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.