Watt Jokes

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

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What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Who is the best player on the Texans?

Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS **

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

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How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

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What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

Who wants 2 try?

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.