Watt Jokes

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

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What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Who is the best player on the Texans?

Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS **

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

How do electricians meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect