Watt Jokes

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

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What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Who is the best player on the Texans?

Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS **

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

Unit Jokes More Unit Jokes

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.