Watt Jokes

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

What did one lightbulb to say to the other?

Watts up

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up!

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means