Watt Jokes

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

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What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Wuv Jokes More Wuv Jokes

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Texans Jokes More Texans Jokes

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed