What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Bubble Jokes More Bubble Jokes

Who's there! Bubbles! Bubbles who?

Bubbles bangles and beads...!

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Squeak Jokes More Squeak Jokes

What is a mouse's favourite game?

Hide and squeak!

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!