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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

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Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

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What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What mouse was a Roman emperor?

Julius Cheeser!

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Bubble Jokes More Bubble Jokes

What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble?

A buble!

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

Squeak Jokes More Squeak Jokes

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

What is a mouse's favourite game?

Hide and squeak!