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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

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Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

Bubble Jokes More Bubble Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble?

A buble!

Squeak Jokes More Squeak Jokes

What is a mouse's favourite game?

Hide and squeak!

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!