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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

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What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your... sheets

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

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What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

Who is king of all the mice?

Mouse Tse Tung!

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble?

A buble!

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Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

What is a mouse's favourite game?

Hide and squeak!