What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

Bubble Jokes More Bubble Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

Squeak Jokes More Squeak Jokes

What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!