What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

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Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

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What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble?

A buble!

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What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it?

Squeak, Squeak, Squeak

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!