Squeak Jokes

How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What is a mouse's favourite game?

Hide and squeak!

What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it?

Squeak, Squeak, Squeak