Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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Chard remains.

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.