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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.