Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Verizon Jokes More Verizon Jokes

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.