Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

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20 Watts

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.