Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

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Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.