Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw?

A new jaw-key

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What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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20 Watts

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.