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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

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Why didn't the life guard save the hippy?

Beacuse he was to "far out man".

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

Sprint Jokes More Sprint Jokes

What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Verizon Jokes More Verizon Jokes

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.