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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.