What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

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What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

Sprint Jokes More Sprint Jokes

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Verizon Jokes More Verizon Jokes

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.