What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Previous Random Joke Next

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

Why are hangovers better than women?

Hangovers go away!

Sprint Jokes More Sprint Jokes

What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Verizon Jokes More Verizon Jokes

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.