Sprint Jokes

What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

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What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.