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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity