Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

Flattered.

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

Why did the scarecrow get the job?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Sprint Jokes More Sprint Jokes

What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.