Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint