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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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A 4chan!

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Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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He lost his patience

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It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint