Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.