Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

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What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.