What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

Denim denim denim!

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.