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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

Why did the ska kid not get the job?

They were worried about his checkered past

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What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale