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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale