What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans