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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.