What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

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Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

Denim denim denim!

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Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!