This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans
He wanted to feed his nightmares.
I chews you
It keeps baleing
Because they weren't getting a square meal.
Because cows can't get a square meal.
You get a Christian Bale
I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
Hay!
Moo Mitch, get out the hay
To feed her nightmare.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
That's amorehay!
Dairy
Because it was a mooooooslim.
A Native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare Native American artifact.
It got stuck to the chicken.
Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.
They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
She told people to stop patronizing her.
He waits for it at the next stop.
It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.
The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
Depends what you want it to change into...
Vir-jeans
My supply was short.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Only some people get it.
